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TIFU by offering my dad anal

This was a few years ago.

So I was working one day at the restaurant where I’m still employed. It was a particularly slow day, so I would occasionally wander back to the kitchen to exchange some texts with my correspondents. Two of those correspondents were my boyfriend at the time and my father in a separate thread.

They were both responding to me at lightning speed so I was constantly going back and forth between the two, sometimes not looking at the name of the person I was texting.

I was feeling pretty frisky this particular day, so I went to text my then-boyfriend, “Anal tonight?” I hit send.

I looked at the name, and to my absolute horror I realized I’d made a blunder and sent the horny-in-the-moment message to my dad.

My coworker up front said all he could hear from the kitchen was my voice shouting, “NOOOOOOOOO!”

I knew I had to save myself. I immediately texted my dad again, this time saying, “Sorry; autocorrect. I MEANT to say, ‘Doing anything fun tonight?’”

My dad just responds with, “Hahaha that’s funny” and then tells me his plans to play cards with his friends that evening.

I dont know if he believed my lie, but either way we never brought it up again and I think we would both prefer not to know. Definitely one of the most mortifying moments of my adult life.

I know a lot of posts here are pretty sexual in nature, especially regarding family so I’m sorry for adding to that. It’s just a story that still makes me chuckle now and again so I thought I would share.

TL;DR: meant to send a former boyfriend a text requesting anal sex, accidentally sent it to my father instead

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