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TIFU by playing a toilet seat cling film prank that backfired!

So today I though i would play a prank on My partner, she’s usually a good sport and up for a good prank as we like to prank each other.

Yesterday we enjoyed a nice meal with each other and I was sat thinking of ways to annoy her as per usual, so I was looking around at ideas online then I found a video of people doing the clingfilm over doors etc so I thought about doing the clingfilm over the toilet.

Today I went out and brought 2 rolls of clingfilm, laughing to myself while I was purchasing thinking about how funny it was going to be… all I could think was spray back and a scream.

I hadn’t seen my partner as she had been out this morning doing her job (she works as a carer so she goes to peoples houses and helps the elderly but she always rings me when she’s on her way back home.

The phone call came in she was on her way home, so it was all stations go, it’s surprising hard to get the clingfilm to look like it’s not there in a well lit bathroom so lucky I had about 30 minutes to do it, in the end it looked perfect to anyone who would walk unsuspectingly.

Well…. She burst through the front door and ran upstairs first thing saying she was dying for the toilet, I’m sat at my desk on the computer waiting to hear the scream and laughter…. There was a scream but no laughter… I asked her is everything ok with a massive smile on my face and all I hear is….. “THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE YOU DICK!” Well there goes my laughter she had bad diarrhoea that she didn’t tell me about from the Indian the night before…..

She told me I had to clean it up…. I feel like I might of pranked myself on this one 😂

I didn’t take any pictures as I didn’t even think about it in the moment.

Word of advice, stay away from cling filming the toilet people it’s not always funny.

TL;DR made my partner shit everywhere with the old clingfilm prank prank then had to clean it all up as she had diarrhoea!

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