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TIFU by sending a picture of my dick to my mom

This happened this morning while I was getting ready to go out. A little background: my mother is a HUGE plant lady and there’s a bunch of plants in our bathroom, some of which are attached to the wall via command strips and the rest are on the window sill. I was running a bath, so I was naked and I stepped away to go back in my room to get some underwear and I heard something crash. Confused, I went back into the bathroom to see what the hell happened (I thought maybe it was my cats knocking something down). I saw that there was a cracked pot and soil all over the floor and bathroom because one of her plants had fallen, but I couldn’t figure out how the hell that happened because I wasn’t in the room and neither were my cats. Poltergeists, maybe? Anyway, I called my mom a couple times to let her know what happened but she didn’t answer. I cleaned up the mess with the dust pan and she ended up calling back. I managed to figure out that one of the command strips got loose which is why the potted plant fell, solving the mystery. She called back shortly after I figured out what happened and she told me to take a photo of the plant so she could see if she could save it and repot it. I took the photo and sent it to her after I hung up. Right before it sent I realized that you could totally see my dick in the photo (I was about to shower before I left for the day) and I immediately tried to put my phone on airplane mode to stop the text from delivering. I was too late though, and I heard the text delivered sound, and I was MORTIFIED. I put her texts on mute and hyperventilated a bit because I’ve never done anything this stupid in my life. Surprisingly she didn’t say anything about it when she replied, which was a relief and she continued texting me as normal.

TL;DR: I was getting ready for a shower (and was naked), a plant fell off the wall and shattered and I sent my mother a photo of the mess which included my dick. 🥴

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