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TIFU by taking my pants off in the background of my SO’s video call.

So this did actually happen today.

My SO (F) is currently preparing to take the Bar Exam in July and was required to perform a practice exam to make sure the computer she’s taking the test on would operate the software properly. When she started the practice test she was unaware that both camera and microphone would be on until it had already begun and that the recording would be shared with the Bar Examining people.

I (M) came home from work while she was mid-test and I thought she was just studying so I didn’t bother her. She didn’t want to turn and tell me she’s being recorded (I guess she had to treat it like the real thing and not speak to me) and was hoping I wouldn’t do anything ridiculous while she was in the middle of the test. So I of course begin doing some typical tasks for when I get home, play with my dog, rub his belly, wash dishes, make tons of other noise.

But of course today was a hot, sweaty, moist day, and boy was I feeling it between my legs. I mean my junk might as well have been superglued to my thigh all day. And what better place to relieve myself of that feeling than the comfort of my own home. So I stand in the middle of my kitchen (right in her camera background) and I drop my pants and give the boys some breathing room. It felt great. I grabbed a paper towel and even cleaned my sweaty dick and also balls up a bit, and then prepared to walk my dog. Not 5 minutes later my SO tells me she was on camera that whole time, and the Bar Examining people will now receive a recording of me making a fuck ton of noise and dropping my pants to my ankles to cool off my sweaty man meat.

TL;DR: I took my pants off in the background of a recorded practice test, and my SO thinks she’s going to be called into a pre-Bar Exam hearing to explain why I decided to dry my balls off right behind her in the view of the camera.

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