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TIFU by walking in on my daughter and her ,,Gay friend".

Ok So my daughter has this one guy friend since 6th grade, who has always been coming over to our place. I think in ninth grade she told us that he's gay, honestly never got the impression that he was. I mean sometimes you can absolutely tell when a guy is gay without even really knowing him. Anyways we went to a little trip in the forest, usually when we go on such trips, my daughter takes one of her good friends with her. This time she wanted her guy friend to come with us. We had a great time in the forest and had planned to sleep over at a hostel. My wife and I slept in one room and my daughter and her friend slept in different rooms. I was ready to go to bed, when my daughter asked if she was allowed to, go out with her friend a little and just walk around in the area. It was already late but I said yes. I actually wanted to stay awake and wait for them to come back, but unfortunately I fell asleep. I woke up at 1am and wanted to check if they had returned safely. So I knocked on my daughters door, no response .I opened the door, she wasn't in her room and I started to panick. I immediately went to her friends room, knocked and there was also no response so I walked in. The room is kind of seperated , so when you come in you don't immediatly see the bed or anything, it's like a little hallway. So at this point I could already hear noises, not necessarily moaning but yeah noises. And I don't know why but my mind couldn't process this and I just walked in further. I was standing there, it was dark so I didn't see them, naked. I kinda had a WTF moment and said eww what are you guys doing. Really didn't mean to say that. My daughter screamed that I should get out, and , I said I thought that he's gay, and just walked away. This morning I woke up and both of them had gone home. I guess that means more quality time with my wife.

TL;DR Daughter always said her guy friend is gay, but I caught them doing the nasty while we were on a trip, and they both went home.

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