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TIFU by getting a boner during a doctors appointment...

It was one of the most embarrassing moments I have ever had. So I was at the appointment getting my right leg checked. I do not want to go into details of my disease but here is the thing.

The doctor was a blonde woman in her 50s maybe. There was nothing sexy about her due to the faxt that she was dressed properly Perhaps her redly polished toe and finger nails. There was also no sexual tension between us of course. She was very nice and talkative.

Anyways, the doctor checked my right leg and asked me if it hurt. I said no. She continued feeling my legs until her hand slid towards my testicles. She did not touch them of course. And there we had it. I was so nervous. My mind suddenly switched from anxiety to sexual thoughts. I tried to stop the thoughts but it was too late. My cock started growing and I was sweating. I mean real sweat. I felt my own face blush as my penis grew inside my pants. She eventually noticed it. She looked at it. She did not chuckle or anything like that. She was not even furious about it. Nevertheless I was soooo embarrassed I apologized 1000 times. I said that I did not mean to get a boner. She kept it professional. She was very nice and said that this could happen to all men. She simply shrugged it off. And then she started asking questions about where I come from, what I do for a living etc. She wanted to distract me. I thanked her for that silently but my cock was still throbbing.

She eventually said that she is going to leave the room and that I can help myself if I want to because my cock would not want to go soft. I was embarrassed again. She left the room. I gave myself a couple of minutes to pull myself together and then I said my goodbyes and left the place. I think I am not able to go there ever again.

Thx for reading.

TL;DR I had a huge boner during a doctors appointment. The doctor kept it professional but I am not able to go there ever again.

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