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TIFU by hiring a male babysitter (15M) for my kid (8M), which ended in my teenage son (16M) finding a ....boyfriend (?)

Obligatory first time poster, not a native speaker so thanks for any corrections.

Last week, due to work-related reasons, my husband and myself were not going to be at home friday night. Normally this wouldn't be a problem as my 16 year old takes care of my 8 years old when this happens, but he had soccer practice until 8 pm which means he was arriving home say 9... too late. So we had to get a babysitter. Luckily for me, the school has a list of teens that are available for odd jobs and we could get one of there.

Because we live a little bit far away and whoever came likely needed to stay the night , I decided no girls for obvious reasons. I know, I know, sex should not be a taboo but teenage hormones are teenage hormones and modesty aside, my genes are good! My boy is quite handsome if I say so myself and I dont want to be a grandma before reaching the 50's.

So we get a boy, a pretty decent young man a grade below my son, super friendly, with good references. Perfect in all ways. I left friday night trusting my awesome momma ideas.

Come saturday morning 7 am and thinks are....weird. First of all, my teenage son is awake .... he would never, ever, not in a million years wake early on weekends. Last time I saw him do that he was 10. And both guys were...I don't now how to explain it, but you could feel it. They looked unconfortable when talking to each other during breakfast but at the same time wanted to talk? And on handsight I can swear they were blushing like crazy.

I didn't think to much of it until recently when I casually heard my son talking on the phone and he mentioned this kids name ( not at all common in our area ). I also realized that this week he has been talking a lot in the phone, normally he would just text.

I know , its all very vague, but while I never had the vibe my son could be gay is not entirely impossible. And I am sure something happened that night between them ( not a fan of learning the details on that one though)

I guess time would tell, but it seems my little plan against teenage love completely backfired.

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TL;DR I hired a male nanny for my little child instead of a girl because I wanted to prevent teenagers doing the snu snu under my roof, but it seems I just played matchmaker for my son and his new partner.

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