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TIFU by wearing a bikini.

Okay, so this happened around two years ago when I (23f) went back to my home country for the summer as I am currently studying and living abroad.

One of my best mates back home invited me over to his house for a few days for drinks and chilling out in the pool. Let me just mention that he is the gayest of the gays. Like, bends it more than Beckham. This is important for later on.

So, on the second day we get up, have breakfast and just mong about. It was a really hot day and we decided to go into the pool. I proceed to grab the new bikini which said mate gifted me for my birthday and go and change in the bathroom.

Meanwhile, my mate is outside the bathroom waiting for me to come out so I can show him how it looks on me and to just flaunt it baby. Anyway, I burst out the door and eagerly shout out "so, how's this look on me? am I a hot bitch or what?". I quickly look at my mates expression, and it is just complete horror, I have never seen a facial expression like it. He covers his eyes and screams and says "EEEW u/justboredyouknow NOOO" while simultaneously running away.

Completely baffled and confused, I have no idea what's going on or why he responded that way. At this moment in time I am upset and quite frankly, with a damaged ego. That is until I feel a bit of fresh air down below, like, too much air. 'Al fresco' as we say back home. I look down and low and behold, to my horror, one of my fanny flaps is just on show, completely yolo. I instantly adjust my panties and just cry out "shit".

I run into my mates room, who is still traumatised after seeing a vagina and just say how sorry I am while laughing my fucking head off. He finally joins in, we have a laugh and then head into the pool. Needless to say, this is an on-going joke between us now. Never again will I leave the bathroom after changing into my bikini without making sure my vajayjay is under control.

TLDR; Stayed at my mates house who has a pool for a few days, changed into my bikini and walked out thinking everything was good. Turns out my vagina was on show, flashed my mate, and traumatised him forever.

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