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TIFU by hitting a dog, right in front of it's owner

With my car. And I fucking hate myself. I love all animals so this hurts every part of me, deeply. It's ~20 past midnight now and this was a ~50 minutes ago. I was gonna pick up one of my best friends from work. I saw this lady pass the end of my driveway with her white dog, even though my brights were on I didn't even see the black one at all. I ran right over it (not with my tires, with my plastic skid plate). I heard her screaming and I panicked and hit the brakes and parked it where I was. She pulled the dog out from under and it was howling and screaming, the poor thing, I don't how now much I hurt it, I'm praying it survives or I'll hate myself more than I already do. I know she hates me too and it's deserved. I should have creeped forward and asked if it was clear of if I was ok to go or something rather than just driving out like the dumb/ass/hole I am. I'm on the verge of tears right now, this is the end to an already bad day, getting hurt decently badly twice while mountain biking from stupid falls and not wearing pads and gloves.

I honestly don't want to even drive anymore. At all. Especially this car, lately I've had nothing but bad luck with it, tire problems, damage in parking lots from other careless drivers that I'll have to pay for, ticket stuff, credit/money problems from previous tires, and now this. I think I already had something against this car from when I hit an animal a long while ago, which was the worst day I had had for a long time, till now. Maybe still worse than now.

I don't know, I'm rambling now. Y'all probably are gonna ignore this post anyway.

Tl;Dr: hit a dog. Hate myself. Also had a shit day so this just added to it

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