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TIFU by setting my medication alarm to Jotaro Kujo’s theme

So, I have to take medication. Said medication gives me extremely low libido, so I basically go months without jerking it. I take said medication every day at the same time, and to make myself a little more enthusiastic about it, I set the alarm to Jotaro Kujo’s theme from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. So far so good, right?

Well, this morning was one of those rare days when I wanted to tickle the pickle (except I’m AFAB, but I can’t think of a better euphemism at the moment). So here I am, enjoying myself, using a certain pink vibrating object as well. All fun and games, right? I have some random ASMR with my favourite voice actor playing on my phone to help keep me in the mood. It’s all great.

So I’m starting to near the end, obviously enjoying myself. I pick up the pace to just get it over with. It’s great. Well, here’s the thing - I forgot to check the time before I started.

The moment the dam breaks and I’m in bliss, my pill alarm starts sounding. And I’m talking the exact moment - I’m being taken to heaven to the sound of manly electric guitar and saxophone. Obviously the asmr is drowned out in favour of the manliest theme known to man. But since I couldn’t exactly stop once I started, I ended up…. ending it to said theme.

Here’s the kicker. My roommate usually sleeps in until late afternoon, but sometimes she wakes up to the sound of my alarm as well. And guess what? Today was one of those days. And I’m already certain she heard me wailing like visual novel love interest with Jotaro’s theme playing in the background, because she sent me a text asking if I’m okay. I wonder how I’ll explain that.

I’m already a huge JoJo fan, even have the star tattoo and all. But now I’m starting to think it’s a curse. Because instead of a giant ORAORA beatdown, it was more of an ara ara situation. (And, in case any of you are curious, I’d much rather enjoy myself to the sound of Kakyoin, thank you very much).

Now excuse me whilst I go wallow in shame.

TL;DR: I ended up coming to Jotaro’s theme, and my roommate heard the entire spectacle.

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