Skip to main content

TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

Post a Comment

TIFU by setting my medication alarm to Jotaro Kujo’s theme

So, I have to take medication. Said medication gives me extremely low libido, so I basically go months without jerking it. I take said medication every day at the same time, and to make myself a little more enthusiastic about it, I set the alarm to Jotaro Kujo’s theme from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. So far so good, right?

Well, this morning was one of those rare days when I wanted to tickle the pickle (except I’m AFAB, but I can’t think of a better euphemism at the moment). So here I am, enjoying myself, using a certain pink vibrating object as well. All fun and games, right? I have some random ASMR with my favourite voice actor playing on my phone to help keep me in the mood. It’s all great.

So I’m starting to near the end, obviously enjoying myself. I pick up the pace to just get it over with. It’s great. Well, here’s the thing - I forgot to check the time before I started.

The moment the dam breaks and I’m in bliss, my pill alarm starts sounding. And I’m talking the exact moment - I’m being taken to heaven to the sound of manly electric guitar and saxophone. Obviously the asmr is drowned out in favour of the manliest theme known to man. But since I couldn’t exactly stop once I started, I ended up…. ending it to said theme.

Here’s the kicker. My roommate usually sleeps in until late afternoon, but sometimes she wakes up to the sound of my alarm as well. And guess what? Today was one of those days. And I’m already certain she heard me wailing like visual novel love interest with Jotaro’s theme playing in the background, because she sent me a text asking if I’m okay. I wonder how I’ll explain that.

I’m already a huge JoJo fan, even have the star tattoo and all. But now I’m starting to think it’s a curse. Because instead of a giant ORAORA beatdown, it was more of an ara ara situation. (And, in case any of you are curious, I’d much rather enjoy myself to the sound of Kakyoin, thank you very much).

Now excuse me whilst I go wallow in shame.

TL;DR: I ended up coming to Jotaro’s theme, and my roommate heard the entire spectacle.

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

TIFU almost so bad by not unlogging from this Reddit account

I use this Reddit account to mod r/hearhimfuck , watch my porn and answer NSFWAMA when I feel like it. I religiously log off completely after every time because I don't want my partner or anyone knowing about this account. It's the holidays and we are all busy so I had a quick session with myself and ran to get a shower and leave for another family Christmas dinner. My phone stayed in my purse the whole evening. By the end there's 6 of us left and we're sitting in the living room, having mellow conversation. Pets are discussed and photos shown. Someone asks about my dogs so I go fetch my phone and sit back on the couch. As soon as I unlock it, there's a full blown ANAL clip playing. Fortunately, the sound was off. I manage to turn the sound all the way down and shut the app without anyone seeing. TLDR; Iwas THIS close from having hardcore porn blasting surrounded by my parents, my partner, an aunt and a two cousins. I can't imagine the aftermath of what could...
Post a Comment
Read more

TIFU by fucking my coworker

Happened a couple of days ago, but yeah, as the title says... Oops... We've worked together for about a year now; we've always been friendly, but I never really clocked her as a potential romantic option; she's my coworker, she had a boyfriend when we started working together, and to be honest I just thought she was completely out of my league: I'm a schlub and she is gorgeous So when she texts me asking if we want to hang out after work, I genuinely thought nothing untoward would happen; I thought we were just going to chill and watch cartoons; and for a while we were just having a nice platonic hangout. But we got very drunk, and eventually she was giving me the bedroom eyes and saying we should make out. I very emphatically said that was a bad idea, but she kissed me anyway, and at that point I really lost any semblance of self-restraint.. I am not proud of myself, at all. I can tell myself that she came onto me, but ultimately I also comepletly let it happen. No...
Post a Comment
Read more

TIFU by shopping on Amazon

So I have an Amazon account, and a family. Anyhow, the person I'm seeing likes to do things with me... try new things if you know what I mean 😏 Recently I've ordered a few packages with adult toys, swing, etc. And... clone a willy. It came in yesterday while I was out. While I was out I got a notification that the cloning kit came in. I sent my son a text asking him to bring my Amazon package in. He said he had already. I didn't think much of it. Until last night when I went to go... use it. I asked my son where the package was on my way out the door. He asked "The plant stand or the cloning kit?". Mind you, the boxes DO NOT say what the contents are, nor were they opened. He must have realized what he said because my face is a goddam story book. I just stood there silent and shocked. He pointed towards the closet. This has been going on for ages, but he has NEVER indicated knowing what's in the packages. So now my teenage son knows his mom is a freak. ...
Post a Comment
Read more