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TIFU By not replacing my Xbox Banana.

My Xbox is in my bedroom, and since I live by myself I usually leave my bedroom door open. I say I live by myself, but I also have a Maltese dog that I have to keep my company. Anyways, this dog really doesn't like bananas for some reason, and is repelled by the sight of the (He doesnt mind the smell of Bananas though). He usually chills in my room with me while I play, and for some reason (since he feels like an asshole) he occasionally turns my Xbox off with his snout.

Well, one day I was playing Overwatch and just so happened to turn the Xbox off mid ranked match, which was the final straw for me.

In a fit of simultaneous rage and genius, I thought it would be a genius idea take a banana to my xbox in order to further discourage him to turn it off.

And it worked, like a charm.

Now usually, I'd replace the banana every once in a while to keep it fresh and not rotting.

However, I was going to visit my parents in another state for a month (I do online work, so its no problem for me) and I ended up waking up pretty late, so I was scrambling to take all my things to my car and drive to the airport. In my rush, though, I forgot the Xbox Banana.

Recently I came back from that 'vacation' to find my entire room smelling like the worst thing imaginable. Maggots were rampant, and my Xbox was covered in indescribable horrors. (And it doesn't even work anymore).

TL;DR Used the power of the banana to repel my dog from my Xbox, ended up inviting a different host of creatures to my Xbox.

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