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TIFU by gifting a detective kit to my friend's kids

This happened a few months ago, I got in contact with a old friend whom I haven't seen in a while and deciding to drop by his house to catch up.

He has a wife and 2 kids, one of which recently had a birthday, so it would look nice for me to bring a gift, right? Well, I checked out a few stores and settled one of those toy detective kits, because I remembered he was into crime/detective stories back in the day. Fun for the whole family, right?

Then, I go at his place, we greet, exchange small talk, and the kids come in and I give them the gift. They love it, and unpack it right away. It has many things, a Sherlock like magnifying glass, fingerprint finder, and a UV light with a UV visible blood.

The kids run around and we chat for about half an hour. Then, one of the kids comes screaming that their house is a murder house, and want us to check the parents' bedroom. We go there laughing and the laughing awkwardly stops as we see there is, indeed, UV visible liquid all over the room. The kids think it's blood from a murder, but the adults exchange awkward looks between eachother. What follows is a excruciatingly long half hour of awkward chit-chat and two kids terrorized to live in a murder house. I left eventually, and I'm not sure how they fixed this and it's too awkward to bring it up...

TL;DR I brought a UV light toy to my friend, which revealed 'family secrets' in their bedroom.

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