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TIFU by having sex in front of my pet cat

Okay, so technically this isn’t MY cat, but it’s my girlfriend’s best friend’s cat. The owner travels a lot so we end up watching over the kitty pretty often. Anyway, we’ve been watching her the past few days. I’ve actually had the cat in my place instead because my GF has been pretty busy, so I’ve gone full cat-dad mode and got her food and treats and even replaced a litter box for the first time in my life (always been a dog guy lol). With all that being said, my girlfriend finally came over to my place after a two day absence and I couldn’t keep myself off of her. We had some pretty nasty, sensual, “I miss the hell out of you” sex, and apparently the cat was watching from the ground the whole time. Now, lemme say this, this cat is EXTREMELY well behaved and calm. Ive never had problems with her despite my lack of cat experience. But maybe 30 seconds after we got done all hell broke loose. I don’t know if it’s even possible for humans to turn on cats but man- she was humping everything. And i mean EVERYTHING. She creamed on my clothes and my bed and the floor and was moaning/cooing the whole night. When we tried to go to sleep hours later she tried humping on me and got wet spots all over my legs. She has also been trying to get at my junk heavy. While typing this, she’s been pressing against my crotch area this whole time and pouts when I move myself away. Next time, I’ll just close the door before i fuck.

TL;DR had sex in front of my cat and now shes really horny

Edit: slight typos and grammatical errors

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