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TIFU by not replenishing dog poo bags

Dog wanted out this morning & normally it is just for a pee got halfway round my morning route & he squats to do a shit. I realise there is no bag in the dispenser fumbled about in pockets for bit of paper or something to lift it. Manage to find a napkin so picked up holding it in a way that I could safely carry to bin.

Now for the FU When I got home wife asked me if I could thaw her car out as it had frosted over & I didn't start for another 2 hours I had time to do it & let her finish getting ready. So came back in from thawing the car & sat down to play ps until it was time to log on to work laptop. Fast forward 4 hours later dog wants out. I take him out a walk & he decides to poo again so I panic as the realisation hits me I did not replenish the poo dags in the holder on the lead & I used the napkins this morning. So I am looking about the street for something to pick this up with & there is nothing. No shops near by I could buy plastic bag, I found a couple of leaves & tried to pick the poo up, unfortunately the leaves were useless & I ended up with dog poo on my fingers. I tried to scrape this off on ground but it was too late the damage was done.

I rushed home after covering the poo with leaves so it wasn't in the way of anyone standing & cleaned up myself. I then went back & picked up the dog poo only to be scalded by a nosey neighbour who said she seen me walking away & not picking it up. I explained what had happened & the reason that I was back was to pick up the dog poo. It didn't stop her ranting at me. As soon as I was home I filled the bag dispenser so I didn't get caught short for the 3rd time.

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TL:DR Forgot to fill poo bag dispenser & ended up with dog shit all over my fingers while trying to improvise & be a responsible dog owner.

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