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Tifu by flushing a vibrator down a toilet

So for a bit of back story I live with my parents, I'm 18 and they are quite religious, they don't believe in a lot of things, especially masturbateion. And are like hawks around me, the only place I can get privacy is by leaving the house or by going to the bathroom. I'm lucky though because my bathroom fan is quite loud so it drowns out a lot of noise. This along with various other reasons I prefer to You know in the bathroom.

Anyways I recently bought a new bullet vibrator and I wanted to try it out so I slipped into the bathroom when the were downstairs, I pulled my panties down and sat on the toilet, I was enjoying using it for about half an hour edging and holding until it came for my release, I moved as to squirt right into the toilet as I flushed to drown out as much noise as possible, until I forgot where My bullet was set,

I heard a plop of it hitting the water followed by it hitting the bottom and making quite a racket as it was still on and is water proof

I got up asap still dripping and spun around, just in time to see it go into the drain, it was brand new and of course had new batteries, you can hear it in the house.

In a panic I decided that maybe flushing a few times would get it to go past and down the drain

I was wrong

It ended up get more stuck and even reaching as far into the toilet as possible (with long gloves on) I can't reach or even feel the vibrator it's self, only the taunting vibrations in the water.

It got even louder after it got sucked further in too, fml

Tl:Dr

I flushed a vibrator and got it stuck in the drain, everyone in the house can hear it

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