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TIFU by forgetting to take out my period cup for almost a month!

(Long time lurker, first time poster! This really just happened, I also posted to confessions but thought you guys would like to cringe with me)

Well.

I’ve heard stories told of women experiencing this since my childhood, and always thought it couldn’t ever happen to me! I’m not that dumb! I’m not that crazy! I like to masturbate so you’d think I’d notice before hardly any time has passed!

Alas, no.

I use instead cups for my period, not tampons, not pads, and not the reusable cups. These little discs are plastic and can be worn for up to 12 hours. And they kind of go way inside of me, to the point I don’t notice them at all (clearly)

This time though, my period ended a little early. I remember putting the cup in on the last day of my period and not really bleeding at all…. Which must be why my adhd ass FORGOT TO TAKE IT OUT FOR AMOST A MONTH!!!

Which is also why I spent the last part of this month thinking something is wrong with me! I had a little bit of smell that I wasn’t used to… I had sex with my boyfriend once this month and he asked if I was on my period because of the smell, which made me cry and think I had an std. And also not have sex with him out of that fear/insecurity. I made an appointment with a gynecologist, which thankfully isn’t until next week. I don’t need that poor woman pulling plastic out of me like some poor fish that got into garbage.

Guys, I fucking hate the holidays. I’m always a mess this month. My memory has been shifting because of Covid messing with my adhd issues, so I’m forgetting a ton of things daily right now.

This though… this was one for the books.

TL;DR: cup in for over a month, thought I had a horrible std, turns out I’m just a big dumb idiot

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