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TIFU by giving blowjob while having GERD

I have the worse case of gerd. My eating schedule is pretty strict so that the gerd doesn’t relapse like I always have breakfast at 7 am, lunch at 12, and dinner at 8. Last week I went on a date with this dude that I really like, we have kinda like a fuck buddy type of relationship. So I was supposed to meet him at 12 pm noon, to go eat somewhere, but he came late because of some issue and met me at 2 pm. We talked for a bit when we met then we went to go eat at 3 pm, I haven’t ate anything all day at this time and my stomach is starting to act up. But then we ate some pizza and after that we went back to the car to fuck. While getting the mood on I was already feeling kind of nauseous from eating late, butI ignored it because I was hella horny. To get the mood on I gave him some blowy and he came in my mouth, when I went to spit it out I didn’t realize that thing that I spat out is not only cum, but also puke. So…. yeah. I puke on his dick.

I was embarrassed as fuck legit this is my most embarrassing thing that happened in my adult life. Thankfully he’s not that mad (not that I think at least), he even comforted me more than he needed to. He said that if anything he thought the incident was funny and hell of an experience. And even better, he didn’t ghosted me after that. Learning lesson: don’t give someone blowy if you have stomach issues

Tl;dr I puke on a guy’s dick because I have gerd and haven’t ate all day.

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