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TIFU by switching the Christmas cookies my girlfriend made with store-bought cookies before she gave them to my grandma

My (25M) girlfriend (25F) is not good at cooking. She decided to make cookies for Christmas this year. I told her it’s not worth the effort but she didn’t listen.

She finished making the cookies on Saturday and made me taste them. They were far from good. I told her they were good because I wanted to motivate her. This was the first time she had taken cooking seriously.

My grandma invited us to her house for dinner yesterday and my girlfriend said she wanted to give my grandma some of the cookies. I lied and told her that was a great idea. My grandma was very critical of my girlfriends in the past and I was certain she’d tell her the cookies sucked.

My sister had given me store-bought cookies earlier which looked similar to what my girlfriend made. I switched my girlfriend’s cookies with them just before we left. My girlfriend gave my grandma the cookies as soon as we reached. I happened to wander into my grandma's kitchen later and saw a box that looked familiar. I found out my sister gave my grandma the same fucking store-bought cookies she gave me. The box was half empty as well. It was too late to take the cookies back now. I was certain that if my girlfriend told my grandma to taste the cookies in front of her, I’d be fucked. Well, that's exactly what happened.

My girlfriend made my grandma taste them and she realized they tasted very similar to the cookies my sister gave her. My grandma told my girlfriend the cookies weren’t homemade and were store-bought. My girlfriend insisted that she had made the cookies and that’s when I told them the truth. I still can't believe I fucked up so bad

TL;DR: I switched the Christmas cookies my girlfriend made with my sister’s store-bought cookies before my girlfriend gave them to my grandma. I switched them because my girlfriend’s cookies weren’t good. After reaching my grandma's house, I found out my sister gave my grandma the same store-bought cookies she gave me

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