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TIFU by accidentally coming out of the closet

By regretfully coming out as gay (actually bi)

So basically last year September I was having an argument with my mum (can’t remember what it was about) but we ended it off kinda well and she said “IK you tell me everything and I hope it stays that way” so I responded with “well I don’t tell you everything..” so ofc she wanted to know what was going on. It was midnight so I told her that I’d tell her tomorrow. I tried avoiding her the next day but I failed. As soon as she saw me she asked. I panicked. I blurted out “mom, I’m bi”. I thought she’d be fine with it because she has never had anything against the community but boy was I wrong. She didn’t believe me and called it a phase; a disgrace; a trend.. She told me not to tell anyone because I’m probably just confused. Every time we have an argument she brings it up and calling me… well hurtful homophobic stuff that I won’t mention. I don’t want to get too personal but her attitude towards me has changed a lot. She ignores me, gets mad at me easily and now despises all my gay friends because they apparently influenced me. Ik she hates me being bi but I couldn’t help but tell her and now I regret it.

I wanted to edit one of my old posts and change it to “Tell your parents you’re gay to see they’re reaction and only spill the prank on April fools” (yk to make it seem like an early April fools joke) but she would see my username as the op

I would ask one of my friends to do it but they don’t have a Reddit post before September.

Idk what to do I just wish I could turn back time and make everything go back to normal.

TL;DR I panicked and told my mum I was bi and now she probably hates me for life because I am seen as a disgrace to her who was apparently influenced by others

Edit: guys IK she is in the wrong but at the end of the day she’s my mum, it hurts to have an unhealthy relationship with my parents. Plus she was brought up to be like that so it’s not entirely her fault. In fact the rest of my family would have kicked me out..she would have handled it the 2nd best (my aunt would have supported me) which is why I told her. I feel so guilty posting this too..makes me feel like I’m betraying her trust 😭 life needs to come with instructions I tell ya

Edit 2: lol if anyone actually finds a post about telling ur parents ur gay as an April fools joke send me the link pls 😭

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