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Tifu by bringing only my phone to my massage parlour

I just got home and… man this was a very unnecessarily chaotic experience.

I frequently get massages for my chronic pain so today was meant to be just another day, all was well during the massage but the problem arose when it was time to pay.

They don’t do card anymore, fuck I forgot about that. I tell them okay no worries I’ll run over to the atm across from here and get some.

Problem 2 arrises once I realise I didn’t bring my wallet and only my phone for touch pay so the atm was redundant.

I run back to the parlour and tell them I’m going to Kmart down the road to get cash out there, they’re very kind and I’m apologising aggressively.

Ran to said Kmart, got some chocolates for the staff to apologise and think I got this all under control. No cash out without a card. God. Damn it.

I buy the chocolate and run back again and apologise even more aggressively as I insist they take the chocolate.

But there was still hope! I called my housemate and asked if she could find my wallet and bring it over in exchange for me buying her lunch. Sounds good so far, however the tale is not over yet. My I’m adhd gremlin who’s a stupidly busy workaholic so my room is an ungodly mess of things so no wallet could be found.

I asked if I could take her card and I would transfer her, no can do, her boyfriend has it. But the boyfriend works not too far from here so I apologise aggressively to the staff as I explain what’s next. They’ve been super kind this whole time and did find my panic quite endearing so there’s that at least.

Once again I run but this time to my the workplace with the man who has the last of my hopes on his shoulders. AND ONCE AGAIN no card.. thank whatever god is out there because he did have just enough cash!!

With my payment in my hands at long lost I ran back to the massage parlour again, it’s past their closing time at this point and I feel so guilty as I sprint over there.

They see me run over, holding the money above my head in victory, and come over to take it and gave me a hug as a thanks and to stop apologising.

Oh yeah, did I also mention that I’m in aus it is 30 degrees Celsius today? Kill meeeee

Tldr: need to pay for my massage and end up running around all over the place until I could finally pay and get a pity hug

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