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Tifu by calling my mom a whore in front of my class and teacher

today i fucked up by calling my mom a whore in front of my entire class and teachers.

Obligatory not today, but yesterday. Just to preface, I am from the Netherlands, but I live in Prague, and go to an international school.

Yesterday we came back from a 3 day school trip. at 16:00 we were getting in the bus to leave, when I received a text from my dad, I'm at the pickup point, how far out are you. I told him were just leaving and would arrive at like 18:00. He got the timing wrong. He apologized and told me that there was a pizza in the freezer, and I should watch a movie or something, and enjoy myself, as my sister was out with friends, and he and my mother had a dinner appointment. I said no problem, and that was that. Cut to about an hour later, and my mom calls me. everyone one the bus is silently listening to music, but about 75% of people have only one ear covered She apologized and said that she could cut dinner short, and leave early. I told her not to, and that I would actually prefer a moment of solitude. She asked me how it went, and whether i would really be fine alone. I told her, slightly annoyed, "yeah sure." this is the fuck up. I make sure to never use words that sound wrong in English to avoid confusion. In Dutch, "Yeah Sure" translates to "ja hoor" (pronounced yah whore). My friend looks at me, and asks, "who was that?" "Just my mom." he texted me later that night and asked me what whore means in dutch, and that a bunch of people were wondering what i said

Tl;Dr, I talked to my mom in dutch, and made it seem like i called her a whore.

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