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TIFU by ripping my girl friend apart

This happened a bit over a week ago.

I have been talking to this girl for some time. Let's call her Ann. We decided to go to her place and hang out. One thing led to another and we were making out, and were about to have sex. Noticing it was her first time, I went really slowly. After popping the cherry the blood started flowing. We did not notice it at first, because we had the lights off.

We continue having sex, and when changing positions we noticed quite a bit of blood, but we both thought that was normal after losing virginity, so we carried on. After finishing, it was like a blood bath. I have never seen so much blood. We showered and got dressed. But the blood was still coming out. Me being nervous as heck, used the old "trusty" google to check if this is normal. After reading through quite a few posts, I thought that this was ok (now that I think about it was NOT ok), so we just kept hanging out until I had to go home. Of course through this whole time I asked multiple times if she was alright, to which she replied yes.

After arriving home, I text my Ann is she is alright. I get no response. I was a bit, thinking she might be doing the laundry from the mess we made. Still no response... I get quite worried (the time is about 10/11 pm), so I call her. She picks up and tells me that she went to the emergency room, just in case, because the blood did not stop and got even worse. She told me that she is alright. After her medical check, she told me she will have to get two stitches. I'm already losing my mind, how I could ruin her first time so much and how bad I must look after what happened.

After all that stuff she told me that, during sex she didn't feel any pain, so that is why we continued, and that the stitches are nothing to worry about.

I am glad that she is still talking to me after what happened, and I really appreciate that. Now we just joke about this.

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TL;DR: Had sex with my girl friend, and after popping the cherry, she had to go to the ER to get stitches.

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