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TIFU and mistakenly made out with my future SIL

This happened many years ago but I hope that it still fits the theme of the sub:

My fiancé and I were staying at her grandparents cabin for a weekend. Along with were her sister and and the sister's fiancé. We had all known each other for years and at that time were very involved in a conservative evangelical church. Because of that church relationship, for the sake of appearances the girls slept upstairs in front of the fire place and us fiancés slept 1 floor below. The sisters were very close in age and we were all in our twenties. Both blond with similar physical attributes. The other guy and I were of similar height and weight.

I awoke early in the AM, still very dark, and went upstairs to lay down with my GF. I slid under the comforter and spooned up against her, threw my arm over her and began caressing her breasts and kissing her neck.

She rolled over and I pulled the cover over us as we began to kiss deeply, our hands wandering all over and she reached below she grasped my erect penis, gasped and immediately threw the comforter back.

As we looked at each other, we realized that neither of us was the others intended.

I leapt up and exited the room quickly and neither of us ever breathed a word of it. Great memory though!!

TL:DR I mistakenly made out w/ my future SIL

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