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TIFU by climbing a mountain with a friend from the internet

I’ll start this off by saying this was not recent, it was 2015 at the time and I frequent this mountain a lot. Also I’m on mobile so sorry for any formatting issues

So I (15F) at the time had been friends with a person on the internet (16M) for four years, he was coming down from a different province and we made plans to hang out while he was in town. I live in a fairly small town that doesn’t have a lot to do most of the time, and the middle of summer was no exception so I decided to take him to the mountain I climb because the view is beautiful, and I just enjoy climbing personally.

Getting to the mountain was good, we hiked through the woods for a bit before climbing up, we took the safer path to climb but it’s still really steep and there’s a part where you have to use a rope that’s attached to a tree to get over a little kind of lip part, once your on top of the mountain it’s all easy trails to get to the rocky clearing and sit down.

So we were sat at the top for a while, taking in the view, talking about what to do after, we decided to hit up the Tim hortons for coffee and go to the lake after we climbed down, cue the issue

We get to the part of the mountain where we’re climbing down and just had I took my first step to grab a tree for a hand hold my foot slips and I go bouncing, tumbling and rolling, probably quite the sight for my friend.

I went a good eighty feat rolling and bouncing along rocks to the base of said mountain, laid still for a moment making sure I was still alive before standing up, my friends yelling to see if I’m okay as I look myself over and ask him to bring me my shoe that came off when I fell.

Needless to say I went to the hospital to get checked out, bruised my ribs, inflamed some cartilage, nerve damage in a small patch on my leg and a lot of bumps and bruises, I still have the picture of all my injury’s and my friend is slightly traumatized. At least our first in person hangout is unforgettable lol.

TLDR: went to a mountain with my internet friend, fell down said mountain, bruised my ribs, inflamed some cartilage and got nerve damage on a patch of my leg

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