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TIFU by doing anal before my gyno exam.

This didn’t happen today but a week ago.

So me (25F) and my boyfriend (24M) have sex fairly often. He has a very high sex drive which I luckily match. It’s fairly common for us to have morning and evening sex.

Anyways, the morning before my exam was the last time I would see him until the following day. Since we wouldn’t be able to have sex that evening or the next morning, we planned to do it then. Almost as an afterthought, I realized that I probably shouldn’t have sex before the exam for obvious reasons.

Anal was a special treat that I typically saved for special occasions because my boyfriend loves it. I enjoy it too, but not quite as much. So we decided to just do anal for that session and it was great.

The appointment was at 9:30 in the morning, so our morning routine took place earlier than usual, thus, we finished up (he finished inside me) I finished getting ready and I was straight out the door.

As I was driving to the appointment it hit me that I didn’t really think this through. Inevitably I felt it leaking out. Sure, it wasn’t a butt exam, but she would still see it. I figured that it might be embarrassing but she wouldn’t feel the need to bring it up.

Well, she did. Almost immediately as I got into position I felt a signature drip running down my crack. She immediately looked concerned, poked around and asked if I regularly had this type of “discharge”.

I was super embarrassed and could barely form words but I did my best to explain that it was just from sex.

Luckily she just gave a small note on how that can interfere with test results and that if there were any vaginal abnormalities they might have to look around in my butt so to be more careful.

Perhaps the worst part was when she used a wet wipe all the way down my crack up to my ass, and another one to clean off the table. All without a word. Some discharge was obviously nothing out of the ordinary but I imagined this was a little unpleasant. Oops.

Tl;dr: I had anal sex before a gyno exam because I didn’t want to mess it up. Forgot she would see my butthole. Had a doctor clean cum off of me.

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