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TIFU by showing a city councilor my gf's nudes

My grandma is director of a NGO healthcare association that recently held a 2-day training seminar. Hotel accommodations, buffet meals, the works. Seeing as grandma had recently come from knee surgery and needed some TLC moving around, I was more than happy to stay the night with her at the venue as a personal assistant (not to mention she has a bit of a tendency to spoil her grandkids, so any amount of time spent with her meant some serious moolah).

Unfortunately, this arrangement meant that I had to cancel a dinner date with my gf, and though she wasn't exactly pleased, we quickly made up for it that night with a series of raunchy texts and images; images which I duly saved (with her permission) like the good boyfriend that I am.

Flash forward to the next afternoon, and one of the city councilors graced us with her presence for the seminar's culminating event. She was your standard politician: dressed to impress, teeth that put fluorescent lightbulbs to shame, every word, inflection, and pause in her speech recited to perfection, the typical stuff. Obviously, she took some time to pose with grandma for pictures, with me as photographer being her assistant and all.

This is where my FU began. Miss Perfect Politician walked up and asked me to send a copy of those pictures to her (I assume that since election season was fast approaching, she needed all the clout she could get and as such needed pictures for her social media pages). Now admittedly, I don't have much experience with VIPs, and her sudden approach caused me to act like a dummy. Without a second thought I pulled up my phone's gallery to ask her which pictures in particular she wanted and there in full glory was my gf's private parts in very...flexible...positions, exposed for the city's fourth-in-command to gawk at.

Remember that part about the councilor being a total charismatic? That all came unwrapped in a matter of seconds. A face turned beet-red, perfect speech replaced by stutters, and arm movements of a dyslexic chipmunk. She reminded me of your college student struggling to speak at graded recitation. She very quickly moved away and didn't look back. Thankfully no one else but my grandma noticed in the busy-ness of culmination, and her inquiries were quickly satisfied with a white lie about the councilor being a very busy woman. As for my own redness, I just said that I was starstruck.

I told my gf all this a few hours ago, she was very understanding and we had a good laugh (though she now says she has some very specific pictures of me to show if ever she comes in close contact with a politician). This was posted with her permission.

TLDR a city councilor took pictures with my grandma and asked for a copy, making me accidentally reveal my gf's nudes and causing the councilor to very quickly lose her compusure in a very public setting.

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