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TIFU thinking a dog toy was my mums sex toy

A couple of weeks ago, I visited my parents for dinner and took my dog with me. The dog never sits down and is always sniffing and exploring. At one point in the evening, I notice he has disappeared upstairs and as I make my way to find him, he is sat at the top of the stairs with this large red rubber toy in his mouth looking very proud of himself. I internally die, run upstairs grab the toy out of his mouth, throw it into my mums bedroom and close the door and send him downstairs and think I've avoided a very awkward situation.

A week later, I visit my parents for dinner again and as if I haven't learnt my lesson, I lose track of the dog and to my relief I realise he is still with us in the dining room. I then realise as I look under the dining table, the RED RUBBER TOY is laying right next to my feet. I hate awkwardness and could have died. Dinner finished and we moved to the lounge to socialise and I sat on the edge of my seat the whole time that my dog would go and fetch the toy and parade it in front of everyone. As soon as my parents attention is distracted, I run to grab it and run upstairs and throw it into my mums bedroom.

Well I was at my parents for dinner again this evening and decided I couldn't handle the threat of it happening again. I run upstairs as soon as I arrive and close every room and keep my dog close by. After dinner, my mum produces a red rubber DOG TOY and explains their dog doesn't really like this one much and my dog can have it if he wants. Closer inspection confirms it is in fact not a sex toy but instead a dog toy.

TLDR; Dogs toy looks a lot like anal beads and had me believe he'd stolen it out of my mums bedroom

Update 1: picture of said dogs toy - https://imgur.com/a/mhBxcdb

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