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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

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TIFU but have such an intense orgasm, I forgot what was up my ass.

Ok so here it goes. Throwaway for obvious reasons.

So I'm stuck at home isolating and felt a little.. yinno, like I wanted to fool around. Well I live alone and not ashamed to say I have a wide variety of sex toys and things I like to use...

So, I get scrolling on fetlife, start talking to some regulars (might me important to note I'm a total submissive and follow whatever is told). So there I am, playing around, getting told what to do, he asked me to plug my ass with my anal beads... Okay yeah not an issue. In goes the beads, leaving the last one and the ring out.

We must have been fooling around for around 2 hours, he was fully edging me, not allowing me to finish, until well... He lets me. To say I've edged for 6 days now... It's safe to say it was an intense orgasm.

Well I finished, he told me to clean up, of which I did.. and we go back to talking like normal. An hour passes and he tells me I can take my beads out now....

This is the sudden moment I forgot they were there, frantically went reaching to pull them out, when I realised they had gone all the way up...

I sat on the loo pushing for 10 mins to get them out, looking up every which way possible to remove them from my ass without going to the ER...m I have no idea how far up they went. But I honestly felt I had nothing left to push. Luckily I avoided a trip to the ER.

TL;DR. - became horny whilst stuck at home, had a two hour edging session online, where I put anal beads up, had an intense orgasm, forgot beads where there, an hour later discovered they'd gone all the way up. Luckily I avoided a trip to the ER.

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