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TIFU by opening 10,000 porn tabs at school

A bit of context first:

So yesterday I was working on an assignment (due tomorrow) and my “friend” steals my USB with all of my saved work on it (because it also has games on it that he wants).This would not normally be an issue, but then goes on to copy one game and DELETE ALL OF ITS CONTENTS. I was extremely pissed and asked to see the recycle bin, which he refused to show me, then telling me later that day that he deleted it bc he’s a dickhead like that. Fortunately I still had an auto saved copy from a while back, but I still lost a lot of work.

Fast forward to today, I’m thinking how I can get him back, when I have an idea. I got one of the old COD games from my friend and set it up so that when the game folder was opened, it ran a batch command that opened a porn website over and over. I knew he would try stealing it again and couldn’t wait for him to be busted. Just when I was ready to lay the trap I went to edit the file and instead of right clicking, I opened it. My mouse cursor instantly slowed from the thousands of searches at once so i shut down my laptop. Minutes later when I had restarted my computer I got a message popup from the school IT department telling me to take my laptop up to the office. They called my parents and I got sent home and now I’m facing suspension and have to have my laptop in teacher’s view for the rest of the term. After today my phone is being confiscated until my parents believe I have learned my lesson. I guess it’s karma and all but I still wish this guy had opened it because his parents are very strong Christians and he would have copped it much worse than me.

TL;DR: I tried to prank a classmate by getting him to open many porn tabs in class with a file command but I opened it and got myself in a load of shit.

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