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TIFU by shaving my thighs

It all started on a Monday afternoon, me being the stupid guy that I am thought to myself if it would be a good idea to shave my thighs. I have really hairy legs in general and the thighs were no exception, pretty standard for a guy tbh.

Most people would use maybe shaving cream or soap so as to not get any skin irritation, either I was a masochist that day or I wanted to teach future me a lesson because I raw dogged it and didn’t use any cream or soap at all. 3 bladed razor and moving very quickly against sensitive skin is a beautiful storm that just arrived yesterday. What was even stupider is I shaved them in a way that it stops at the knees so that when I were shorts it looks like I didn’t shave my thighs at all.

I am now riddled with skin irritation, razor burn and pimples here and there. Anywhere I sit is uncomfortable, either with it or without pants. Anytime I get goosebumps my thighs burn in pain. The itching is well as horrible as one would expect. The amount of red patches on my skin may look like I was whipping myself with a belt continuously.

Vaseline can only do so much, now I’m essentially a freshly peeled potato if I do put any cream on me legs, slipping from your grip at any chance it has. Currently it is 1am on a Wednesday and I’m listening to Mastodon so as to try and distract myself from The Motherload (pun intended) of pain I feel.

TL;DR I shaved my thighs without using any sort of shaving cream, I have full on skin irritation and my legs are now redder than a lobster

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