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TIFU by misunderstanding "virgin" for 10 years

I'm a non-native English speaker, having learned English in college about 10 years ago. This is also where I met my longterm girlfriend. As our relationship progressed, she let me know that she was a virgin. I didn't think much of it, I had only kissed a girl before her. In my native language, we don't really have a well known term for "someone who has never had penetrative sex", but we have a term more commonly used which is more like "never been kissed". So that is what I thought virgin was.

Fast forward 10 years: A few nights ago, my girlfriend and I had a planned poker night with some friends which just turned into playing drinking games. One of the games we were playing had a truth or dare component if you drew a certain card. The questions were almost all truths, and trending towards the raunchier side, and one of the other people ended up asking my girlfriend the last time she gave a blowjob. "Two weeks ago" was her answer. Literally next round, my girlfriend gets truth or dare again, and it is my turn to ask. She picks truth, so going with the blowjob trend, I decided to do some self-aggrandizement and have her impress our friends. I ask her "Who has the biggest dick you've ever sucked?"

Her response: "Uhhh... I guess John C."(a friend from college, who I knew she briefly dated a year before me, but I assumed it was more platonic dating from her saying she was a virgin). My jaw dropped...I know she wouldn't cheat on me, but it just didn't make sense since I knew she was a virgin. I just said "Oh I thought it would be me". To which she said "no he was way bigger but yours is the prettiest dick". The real kicker: As everyone was leaving, I overheard one of the friends there who also knew John C from college talking to my girlfriend and said "I can't believe John C. has a big dick. Never would have guessed it"...and my girlfriend responded "well it was't big it is just average I think". So TIL my girlfriend thinks I have a small penis, and presumably her friend now knows too.

After the party, I asked her about it and we hashed out my misunderstanding of "virgin". I'm not really bothered by it, but I definitely wouldn't have brought up that question in front of friends if I wasn't sure that I was going to be the answer.

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tl;dr: Thought I was clever asking previously virgin girlfriend about her biggest dick, turns out I'm not so clever and she thinks I'm small

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