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TIFU by playing jackbox with my parents

The other night my parents were staying with my fiancé and I when we had a couple friends over and decided to invite them to a few games of jackbox with us. There were 6 of us in total. We were having a hilariously great night, my parents were cutting loose and getting along great with us and our friends, plus we were all drinking which helped things.

Here is where ifu...we decided to play that monsters dating monsters game. It started out pretty awkward as a dating game between four of us in our twenties and my mom and dad in their fifties. Dad didn't really understand the game but eventually started to get it during the texting round where you're supposed to flirt with someone so they will match with you at the end of the round. We all pick a character and that is our face on the screen.

So I'm flirting with one of my friends when my dad sends me this message "Hey you wanna sneak out of here and hump?" I kid you not he literally used the word hump. My face snaps up to his with this completely shocked jaw-dropped expression and he realizes his mistake. He said "I meant to send that to your mom!"

Everyone else is trying to figure out what's going on when the round ends and everyone's text conversations are displayed on the screen. Everyone sees what my dad sent to me and starts busting out laughing. My mom was so grossed out that she got up and left and was genuinely mad at my dad.

Safe to say we never played that again!

TL;DR: played a jackbox dating game with my parents and my dad accidentally hit on me in front of my friends

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