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TIFU by surprising my coworker with a low cut top

This happened earlier this morning. I work in an office environment and one of my best work buddies is a guy. He's cool, treats me as an equal and most importantly doesn't hit on me. He's almost ten years older than me, married and has a kid. We always share office gossip, go to lunch together and the sort. I've met his wife on more than one occasion and even been to his house for BBQs and other events. His wife is great too and occasionally go out with her. Everything is strictly platonic.

Today, after work I'm going out on a date so I'm wearing slightly sexier clothes than I normally wear, including a low cut, form fitting top. I went over to his cube to say hi as I normally do and I lean over the cube wall like I always do completely forgetting what I'm wearing (I'm also a little bigger than average). They are these half height walls, just a little taller than the desk. He was busy working on something facing the other way at this computer but when he turned, he caught an eyeful. Nothing fell out or anything, but I did catch him off guard that he was startled and immediately looked at my face and stood up. I realized almost immediately what happened and stood up straight and said I'll talk to him later and walked quickly away. I haven't seen him since and he hasn't said anything as well. Now I made things awkward between us and I don't know what to do.

TL;DR - Gave my best friend at work an eyeful and now we are both avoiding each other

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