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TIFU by trying to create a dildos of my dick

Welp there goes $44

So I went ahead and bought a Clone a Willy for shits and giggles since I had some money to spare. So I got it for 44 bucks and it arrived today.

First mistake.

This is the kind of thing that you should have a partner for, as that are multiple steps that need to be done. If you are guy like me, who is going through a dry spell, then its gonna be hard (heh) by the time you're ready to stick your dick in.

So there I was, trying to get everything ready while also trying to be aroused.

Then my second mistake happen,

You see in my reckless pursue of knowledge, I had cut the tube that I would use in way that left some jagged edges that would surely hurt if I wasn't careful. But I thought I could handle it since I'll be sticking my rod into the center of the tube and the mold would protect me from the edge, leaving only my fad pad to get hit.

So I got done mixing and being aroused, and I rushed into my shower in case of a mess. I aimed and thrusted into the mold; ready to make a dildo.

Third mistake.

I. DID. NOT. aim well.

So instead of my stick hitting the center it hit upwards (I should've taken into account that my trunk curves up). So what happened instead was that the mold was pushed under and squashed against the tube. Remember the edges? Well it ended up brushing against the top of my dick, which understandably, did not feel good.

In the end, I ended up with half of my dick being made, and my dick in question looking like I dipped into some of Randy's Tegridy Christmas Special.

So I threw it away, and started up the shower to wash the gunk off...

And then I noticed that the water was rising in my tub.

Fourth and final mistake,

In my haste, I failed to notice that some of the mold fell into the tub (Well I did notice, but my mind was focused on cleaning my special buddy) and and ended up going into the drain and then hardened.

So I had to clean my drain or risk pissing off plumber that my apartment has employed.

This all took place within 40 minutes.

So yeah, if you want to learn from my mistake, then make sure that: you have a loving partner that will help you in your endeavors, make sure you are fully prepared, be sure to aim well, and finally... Have some goddamn TEGRIDY.

TLDR; didn’t have Tegridy and ended up a half completed mold of my buddy while also creating a huge mess

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