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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

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TIFU by wasting my money on an escort/prostitute.

This happened an hour ago. Prostitution is also legal in my country.

Today I (M21) decided to take some 4mmc. For those of you who don't know, it's a drug that's kinda cocaine and mdma combined. I hadn't had sex in a really long time and I was feeling REALLY horny. I thought: "I wanna hire an escort. I can miss the money and it's quite the experience" I texted one and she said: "Quickie is 20 minutes and €70'. Before I went to her house I took some Viagra, since 4mmc can make it really hard to get a boner. I went to her house and when I got there I found out out she didn't speak any English or my native language whatsoever. I gave her two €50 bills and she said she only had €20 to give. While we had sex she repeatedly stopped for like 3 times to go to another room to tell her roommate something, texting someone and even calling somebody, but she counted this towards the time I had left. 15 minutes after we started she told me time was up and I TRIED to tell her that she said 20 minutes, but she denied it and told me that I have to pay €30 extra for 10 minutes. Like the dumbass I am I gave her the money AND I set a timer. I also tried to tell her that she owed me €10 since I payed €80 instead of €70. She, again, denied it. She then got called by someone and started to call... again. Before the timer went off she told me time was up. I got mad, because she was scamming me and I wasn't even close to finishing yet! I thought: "fuck it" and started jerking it in front of her untill I finished. It was really obvious that we were both super annoyed with each other. All in all I wasted €130 (Including the Viagra). Though I'm not really that upset about the money loss or that I have experienced this. I'm just really upset about how she was scamming me and that I didn't even really enjoy it. Still though... I'm a massive dumbass...

TL;DR: Took some 4mmc and hired an escort. Got scammed and didn't even enjoy it... I'm really stupid...

Edit: I forgot to tell that I also had to cycle like 15 Kilometers (9.3 miles) to her house and back. Yeah...

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