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TIFU by going on a first date at a hot yoga studio while not being in good shape.

TL;DR I went on a first date at a yoga studio and underperformed to say the least. Girl was not interested in my after that and said she was already seeing someone else.

Matched with a girl (absolute smoke show) on a dating app and we spent a couple weeks trying to plan a date except both of our schedules just didn’t line up due to us going on different trips and our work schedules. Last minute she invited me to her local yoga studio and I figured fuck it, why not. Since starting my full time career I have not been nearly as active as I used to be and although I still look relatively fit, my cardio and overall endurance has really been in the shitter. Fast forward, I show up to this yoga studio after working in 100+ degree weather all day and come to realize this wasn’t just yoga, it was hot yoga. Within 20 minutes of starting the session, my clothes were absolutely drenched in sweat and trying to hold simple poses had my whole body involuntarily shaking from muscle failure. At the same time, this girl is right next to me making it look like a cake walk (and looking great while doing it) while I’m fighting for my life. Instead of calling it quits I figured it would be more manly of me to half ass my way through the rest of the session. Mind you, we didn’t have much interaction at all walking into the studio and on the way out I was huffing and puffing with my face red as an apple. We walked back to each others cars and didn’t have any meaningful interaction on the way back and we both went our on ways. When I got back home we were texting back and forth and she was relatively short with me and this morning she texted me saying she’s not interested in scheduling another date because she’s also been seeing someone else. Rejection sucks but I’m comfortable with it. Someone else is out there for me and will be worth the wait. That’s the last time I’ll ever schedule a first date like that again.

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