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TIFU by letting my girlfriend's cousin use our bathroom

I live with my girlfriend right off the back 9 of a local golf course and any time her brother is golfing, he'll call and ask if we can make breakfast for their group. We love making it and the golfers are always incredibly grateful.

Cut to this morning and her brother calls saying they had a dozen guys, so we start getting breakfast made. I had to run out to the store to get some fruit for it while the lady started on some breakfast burritos. We got everything ready just in time for the first group to roll up to the house so we brought everything out and made some small talk while everyone chowed down. One of her cousins was in that first group and asked to use the bathroom so I just directed him inside while we continued to talk with the group. Normally he's a pretty talkative guy, but when he got back he just hopped in his cart and got back to the course. I didn't think anything of it at the time until I had to use the bathroom myself later.

The thing is, last night the lady and I decided to get a little freaky and we were using some sex toys. After we finished up, we tossed the toys in the sink and cleaned them up and left them to dry. There was no possible doubt that her cousin saw all the sex toys in the sink when he went to use the bathroom. Guess the next family get together will have some fun conversations...

TL;DR didn't expect company, they saw sex toys

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