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TIFU by letting someone find out I bought their onlyfans

I live with 3 people. Our friendship is not typical. We constantly do and say horrible things to each other. So this starts a few years ago. All 3 of my housemates did something to me I couldn’t just forget. I won’t say what they did so this isn’t too long but I vowed that if I ever had a chance I would get revenge. My chance came.

One of my housemates started dating a girl. When we met her she wanted to follow us on instagram. When I looked at her account I realized she had a linktree. I pressed it and saw she had an onlyfans. My friend knew what this meant. He had told us she didn’t have an instagram. So I immediately subscribed.

At first I never actually looked at her posts. I just went to it as proof that I had it. I brought it up a lot. “How’s our girl doing?” If he mentioned something she bought, “your welcome.” One time he asked us for advice because she hadn’t had sex with him in a month, “so you haven’t seen your gf naked in a month? I just saw her last night.” Then I got the ultimate payback.

I got curious and looked through her account. I realized I could pay a one time fee and make a request. So I had her make a video moaning my name while masturbating. She knows me by my middle name but my housemates know I sometimes go by my first depending on who I’m talking too. I was a king. Any insult was immediately followed by the sound of his girl moaning my name. Then I got careless.

I walked in a room and noticed him on the phone and didn’t think anything of it. Another housemate asked me a question I honestly don’t remember what it was but the answer was his girlfriend’s onlyfans account name which was different from her instagram. That is when I realized she was on speakerphone. She heard me and asked what I was talking about. I told her I was giving out an instagram and luckily there is someone on instagram with that name. It only bought me a day.

Today she called me and said she needed to talk to me about something. When I asked what was up she said “I think you know.” My heart dropped. I managed to convince her I’m at work but she’s still going to call me back later today. I’m screwed.

Update: She called me again. Apparently my friend got questioned and snitched on me. She was weirded out by the fact that someone she knew had seen her that way but she was more concerned with her family finding out she was selling nudes. (How they don’t already know considering her linktree is in her instagram bio is beyond me.) I assured her that I didn’t and wouldn’t tell her family. She also asked I end my quest of revenge and I agreed. So definitely the most awkward conversation of my life but not as bad as I was expecting.

TLDR: I let someone find out I subscribed to there onlyfans and now I’m terrified because I’m about to face the consequences of my actions.

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