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TIFU By Buying a Lovense Sex Machine (NSFW)

This wasn’t necessarily today but a couple of weeks ago, I get a new job and I’m newly divorced for many reasons but mostly to do with the incompatibility with my spouse and bondage/latex/bdsm.

As I re-enter the NYC BDSM scene, finally in control of my destiny, I decided to make an “investment”. I’m what you call a pleasure-dom in the kink community which is more based on giving my partners pleasure vs pain but centers on a pleasure overload scenario.

Read up on the Lovense sex machine and decided to make a purpose and like I said - investment.

Tested it out with several subs that I had been seeing and who had come to me, all seems to be going well… until… I get an alert that my BOA was signed in on another computer… it was at this moment that I realize IFU…

I had logged into my BOA account while at my parents on their laptop. I had forgot to take off the notifications for fraudulent charges.. You can probably see where this is going.. I then get a call from said parents saying there had been fraudulent charges as showing as push notification on their computer. They looked into it and… low and behold - the Lovense sex machine scandal…

Then had to weirdly explain to my folks that I wasn’t using the toy on myself and why that was purchase. Most embarrassing conversation I’ve ever had but actually ended with the “Don’t care what you do but just be safe.” Quote. Still…. Bloody embarrassing…

TL:DR Recently divorced, bought a lovense sex machine and parents found out about it which resulted in explaining my pleasure Dom activites.

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