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TIFU by forgotting the date and not checking the inside of an envelope

So basically there are 6 people in this situation: Me, my three friends (lets call them A, J and M) A's grandma and J's dad.

On wensday A invited me to his birthday. First he asked me: "what are you doing on sunday?" and then: "would you like to come to my birthday on saturday?"

I missed the part when it says saturday so i thought its on sunday.

I was doing chores today (saturday) (cleaning my room) and i found an envelope (i didnt checked whats inside) and i thought that it would be a good envelope where i can put money for my friend to give him on his birthday.

So i asked my mom for money (50 zł) for my friends birthday and she said that she would give it to me later cuz his birthday is tommorow.

Always when i do chores my mom takes my phone until i finish all of them. The birthday was supposed to be on 4PM. When i finished chores it was almost 6PM. When i got my phone back i saw lite TEN MISSED CALLS FROM MY FRIEND, HIS GRANDMA AND OTHER FRIEND. I knew i f*cked up.

So i checked the messege from my friend and it said saturday not sunday. I called my friend and told me i will be there in 5 minutes.

I was panicking and i forgot to put the money inside the envelope. I dressed up and asked my mom if she could drive me to the birthday party.

(Nothing import you can skip this part, i just wanted to add this) When i got out of car i was shocked seeing that the birthday party was just 3 people: me, A and J. I felt bad for A cuz 4 other people went to holidays the same time.

So i gave A chocolate and the envelope. We ate pizza at the pizzeria and we went to his home.

He wanted to do envelope opening. First he opened J's envelope - 50zł. Then it was my turn. He opens it and finds out... A SHIRTLESS PHOTO OF MY FRIEND??? So basically i was bored like a week ago and started printing my friends wierd looking photos. I found that envelope and put M's shirtless photo in it.

Everyone started laughing uncontrollably. First it was A, then J and then their grandpa and dad.

I felt so embarrased but i could handle it and started laughing with them.

The laughs took like 10 mins

A said that its the best birthday present he ever got. I apologized for not giving him the money and told him i will give it later.

The party was very good and we had alot of fun.

TL;DR i got late for birthday party and forgot to check the envelope i was about to give to the birthday haver. The envelope had a shirtless photo of my friend and no money.

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