Tifu by installing a bidet attachment

Ever since the initial rush on toilet paper at the beginning of covid ive been thinking about getting a bidet attachment for our toilet since ive been hearing a lot of good things about them. My wife however was less enthusiastic about the idea.

For the last 2 years ive periodically brought it up but each time she would say that its weird and she didnt really want one. Recently however she said that if i really wanted to to just go ahead so i did.

I looked around and found that that hooks up to a hot water source as well, since it gets pretty cold here in canada and the pipes in our old house are poorly insulated. I figured a cold blast in the morning wouldnt be very pleasant despite how quickly it would wake you up.

So i ordered it last week and it showed up today and i quickly got to installing it and within about 20 minutes of screwing around with it i was finished. Easy peasy, or so i thought.

Fast forward to a few hours later after we go shopping and my wife was ready to make a deposit she sits down and does her business. After a few questions about the dials she turns it on and yelps in pain. The water was piping hot so i told her to turn the dial to cool it down. Well after a few attempts at trying to adjust the temperature and blasting her ass with hot as fuck water she has now burned her butthole pretty good and is understandably not happy with me.

Turns out in my rush to finish the job before we went shopping i forgot to turn the cold water supply back on and now she has to go to work driving around all night with a flaming hot asshole.

So lesson learned, always double check every connection and tap when working on plumbing.

Edit: Yes i did check the connections initially but i turned the water back off to attach the bidet to the toilet so i wouldnt blast myself at the time. I turned the hot water back on but forgot about the cold.

Tl:dr didnt double check my plumbing and gave my wife the hottest ass she has ever had