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TIFU by not peeing before a bootycall

Sorry, this is my first post on TIFU so it's a bit long.

I was scrolling through my city's hookup subreddit and saw a post looking for a discreet hookup ASAP. I DM'd her and exchanged details like nationality, pics, etc.

My heart skip a beat when I saw her cause she was so obviously out of my league. Incredibly beautiful and the same nationality as mine, which is always a plus. I sent her my best photo, which seemed good enough for her because she sent me her location and phone number.

The location was about 40 mins and 45 km away from me. She said she wanted to hook up immediately cause her parents were out and might come back soon, so I scrambled to get to her place. I also had to buy condoms on the way (I don't keep any on me cause frankly this kind of shit never happens).

After spending 40 mins driving to her and basically emptying what was left of my tank, I get to her place. My bladder feels somewhat full but I didn't think much of it considering what was going on.

I meet her and she's even prettier IRL. She actually seemed like she was into me, which was great because it's been a while since I've felt like that.

Anyway, we get to her bedroom and get the niceties out of the way. I ask to use her restroom to wash my hands (COVID).

I think "maybe I should pee just to be safe". But Idk why, I didn't want her to know that I peed right before having sex with her cause I was afraid it might turn her of a bit? So, I didn't pee.

We're getting down to it and I'll spare any details as such except the following. She grabs me through my pants and I'm hard as a rock, I mean I'm making out with this incredibly hot girl and can't believe I'm here.

We get to the point of penetration and so I get the condom out and try to put it on. And that's where the fuck up happens. Jr just shrinks and goes limp, which has never happened before. Atleast not with someone else in the room as well.

I'm thinking jt could be because I had to pee and getting hard right now would just make me pee, so my body is resisting the urge to get hard to avoid peeing.

I'm trying to wake him up, but he's dead asleep. It's not looking good...

I'm not sure how to tell her that I need to pee real quick and then we can get back to it. So i ask her if maybe she could help

She starts her thing but nothing is happening. To her credit, she's very kind and understanding "it's totally alright this kind of thing happens sometimes. Are you okay? Do you need water?" etc.

At this point I just dejectedly say I'm sorry and blame it on some work related stress and ask her if we can do this another day? She says "yes definitely!"

At this point, I'm just ashamed and disappointed in myself and Jr. Never thought he would cockblock me this way.

Soon as I leave from her place, she blocks me on reddit and WhatsApp as well. Had a feeling this would happen but there ya go.

TLDR: didn't pee before getting laid, my dick shrunk like it was -5 C and couldn't get hard, I ask the girl to hmu for another day and she promptly blocks me on reddit and WhatsApp.

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