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TIFU by asking my roommate to grab her tits

I (22m) have had a crush on my roommate (21f) for a while now. We have been both going to the gym recently and he have both got our bodies lean and fit. Today she cam home from the gym looking extra fine so i complimented her by saying that she lost some significant weight to which she got so excited and happy and all hyped up that i noticed and gave me a tight hug for it.

Then i told her that i noticed that she also got pretty thick on the thighs and ass too and she also replied with a huge smile and playfully started to twerk and in response and gave her some light spanking and she laughed about it and took it playfully.

I was feeling something was about to happen at this point so i told her that she got me excited and she said "i can see that with a naughty smile and then she pressed her ass against my dick and kept twerking. So i told her that she has some nice tits too and asked if i could play with them. All of the sudden her demeanor totally changed and she got all aggressive saying things like what the fuck is wrong with me and how that hell did i even think of asking something like that. I got confused but apologised nonetheless and told her that i thought she liked what we were doing. She said that she was just goofing around like she does with her girlfriends and that she only sees me as a roommate.

Since then, we have not spoken and i just try avoiding her in order to not get into any awkward conversations. She is a great friend and roommate and i don't want to lose her but i don't really know what to do or say at this point.

TL;dr: My roommate whom i have a crush on came back from that gym looking nice so, i complimented her ass, she grinded on me, then i asked her if i could play with her tits. She got mad and aggressive and now we aren't talking anymore.

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