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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by drawing porn of my girlfriend and I

At the time i was a young horny teen around the ages of fourteen. At the time I had really good art skills. I could paint portraits and draw with graphite. As the new school year started I started to like this girl. she seemed very innocent and cute so eventually we became a couple. Both of us would be extremely horny teenagers. She would ask me to read bl with her and she'd laugh at how ugly the dicks were. We would write smut of eachother and read it to eachother on video calls. Every once in a while my dad would drop me off at her house and we'd make out for hours. I was scrolling on twitter looking at art one time and the urge hit me out of nowhere to draw porn of me and her for fun. I would be finding reference of certain angles to draw on r/ you know what to perfect my masterpiece. Everday i would draw me and her in various positions to quench my desire. My girlfriend and i loved it we would both look at the artworks together and giggle to eachother like the horny teens we were. My drawings however were on my graphic tablet. I didnt really put in the effort to hide any of the drawings because no one usually looks at my artworks. but one night, my mom wanted to look at her talented son's artworks. Then she stumbled across one of my masterpieces while i was sleeping. the next morning my dad called me down the moment i woke up and he told me to delete all of the artworks and how surprised he is that i wouldve done such a thing. He did say my artworks were very well drawn though and detailed so atleast i know they're good.

TL;DR Drew porn of me and gf, parents caught me.

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