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TIFU by referring to my bf's laptop care as "bib-ing"

A few weeks ago was my boyfriend's birthday, where I decided to buy him a nice new top of the line laptop. Since then, he's fully fallen in love with it, and I am very happy for him that he's enjoying his gift.

However, he's taken to placing this stupid little piece of paper between the screen and keyboard whenever he closes the laptop. He says it's to protect the screen from the evil keyboard or whatever, and although it has amused me greatly, I have apparently been showcasing some level of jealousy by making comments whenever he is taking time to place this fucking piece of paper. One of these comments has been referring to the paper as his "laptop bib".

Yesterday, he was in the process of putting his laptop away, and was taking his sweet ass time aligning the paper, and I said "are you done bib-ing your laptop?". Since then, he has decided to put my jealous feelings at rest by bib-ing ME. We'll be eating, and the asshole will start placing napkins bear my collar. And last night, as I'm passing out, I suddenly start feeling the blanket rubbing upward on my chest. I opened my eyes to see his shit eating grin, and he said he was making sure I was "bib-ed" too.

TLDR; bought new laptop for bf, he's been placing a piece of paper akin to a bib between the keyboard and screen, and when I pointed out this "bib-ing", he started putting bibs on me too so I don't feel jealous.

EDIT: me and my bf have been really enjoying the comments. However, I want to give a special yet hated shout out to you people in the comments that recommended ShaggyMax. My bf fucking RAN to get his phone to order these "professional" laptop bibs.

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