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TIFU by almost locking my car keys in my trunk

Me (16M) finished my normal day of school and was ready to drive home, so I walked out to my car with my gf we sat there, I was originally going to take her home like I have been doing for what feels like the past week which isn't my full responsibility but I do it because why not, I head up to my car and open the trunk, unconsciously I set my keys down on the rubber trunk seal which below the rear windshield there is that black tube of rubber to keep water from getting in your trunk, set my keys on the seal and throw my bag in the trunk,meanwhile I'm too focused on the floor of my trunk because a while ago I thought it would be a great idea to see if this lever works in my trunk for anyone who gets locked in and I sit down and break the floor of it, snapped right in half, so I'm there trying to move it back up and forget about my keys so I go to shut my trunk and I walk over to my door and realized that my keys aren't with me then it hit me, went over to my trunk and see my house key just poking out of the top so I call my dad and I'm like "dude, made a mistake" told him the whole story he said he would be here in 30 so I'm like great, I have to wait here for 30 mins I hope I don't have to call a locksmith then as I look at it more my car key (has a button to open the trunk) was jammed in there sideways and I couldn't get it out but the trunk button was the only button exposed and I'm like calling my dad, "hey I don't think you will need to come over" told him why, and asked my gf for 2 pencils so I can use one to hold the key and make sure it doesn't fall down in the trunk and one to hit my button, so I try it, it works. My gf's all happy and we never told her brother I'm taking her home so he's already there so she leaves and I have to explain to my dad what happened because of all the wind ruining the call then I drive home like normal happy I didn't have to break a bank because of a lousy mistake and immediately started typing this out

TL; DR

I go to my car after school and shut my keys in the crack of my trunk and I realized I messed up when I didn't have them but my trunk button was showing on my car key under the tube lining and I get a pencil and push the button down with it, not having a bad day

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