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TIFU by making a gun joke in my swimming team groupchat

Basically last week I decided to get fun and post me being in a gun section in a hunting store in florida which was last april and say "america" in my swimming team groupchat and jokingly said I have a gun and to prove I was joking I send them a photo of my nerf gun, and I thought they understood as a joke but apparently some didnt and decided to call the cops on me and they came to my house at night and the police said I said I had a gun in snapchat and I proved I didnt, and they told me I have to talk to someone in the main office when i go to school, after the police left, my parents and older sister went yelling at me at what I did.

My friends said It wasn't my fault, they are just stupid to take the joke seriously. My Parents were away on vacation at that time so I wasnt really punished severely.

On the next day, My parents called me how I should never say that and other things.

When I went to school, some lady took me to the office and I had the talk with a man I was supposed to talk to about the gun thing in the groupchat, and he said that I shouldnt be saying that in a swimming groupchat, He said that he is going to send me home and investigate and talk to the swimming team about this. My older sister calls me saying she got a uber for me and also said that she wishes I got suspended. The man told me he is going to email me whats gonna happen to me at probably the end of the day. So thats what happened. My younger siblings didnt really care and arent mad at me at all.

Now Im waiting whats gonna happen next, I will probably update, hopefully I don't get suspended or expelled

Life lesson Ig: Don't joke about guns or shootings in school related stuff. Schools will probably take anything they don't like seriously.

TL;DR: I made a gun joke in groupchat and got the cops on me and waiting whats gonna happen to me in school.

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