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TIFU by eating a cupcake in the freezer while my husband was at the gym

Hopefully I can get through this message, it's difficult to focus right now lol

I just got home from Thanksgiving in Texas with my parents and my husband couldn't go with me this year. He stayed in town and saw our friend while I was gone. unknown to me he bought some homemade cupcakes with psychedelic mushrooms from him.

Early this morning he picked me up from the airport and when we got home he decided to run to the gym. While he was at the gym I decided to go to the freezer to get ice cream. There were several items blocking the way so my lazy ass decided to not move them to the side to grab it. As I was closing the door, I saw some cupcakes and thought they were leftover from husband's thanksgiving since I couldn't be there. So I ate one and started doing some chores. we decided to go to the in-laws when he got back to watch the football game.

When we got there I started to feel off and feel panicky. I already deal with anxiety so I was worried I was having a panic attack which hasn't happened in a while. I decided to lay down at first since I felt light headed. As I was laying there, I felt the panic keep rising and wouldn't stop. I decided to go the bathroom and blow my nose since I was basically full on crying on their couch. I didn't know why I was feeling this way, and it even crossed my mind that it felt like I was coming up on LSD. I just thought my anxiety was higher coming off of vacation and going into the work week.

It took me a second, but I looked at the floor and the patterns on it started moving weirdly. I immediately thought back to what I ate today, and then it hit me.

I went back to the living room and asked him to talk with me for a second. Mind you his parents are right there too and saw me on the verge of a breakdown when I left to the restroom. We went up to his mom's office and I asked him if there was anything in cupcake I stole from the freezer.

After our conversation, we went back downstairs and his mom asked if I was okay. It was clear I had been crying and was not with it. So told her "I accidentally ate a delta 8 brownie from my husband's friend" (weed is illegal here too) and I just tried to laugh it off while giving lots of side eye to my husband. And it's just the start of our night... Send help omfg

TLDR: I'm unintentionally tripping balls on mushrooms at my in-laws in the middle of a football game

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