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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

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TIFU by totally ruining the mood during sex

So, this morning my partner and I woke up all horned up. It’s one of those things that doesn’t happen first thing in the morning as often now that we’re both in our late 30s, pretty stressed out from stuff in our lives (babies and a sick parent needing attention), and having been together for ~15 years.

Anyway, we wake and we’re both in the mood. Babies are asleep and her mom is staying at a friends. One thing leads to another and she’s on her hands and knees as I’m happily pounding away feeling all happy and giddy. She’s normally not vocal during sex but today she was loud and I thought, hey, I’ll join in. So I’m saying things, she’s saying things and I’m completely losing myself in the moment.

Then at one point she goes “ah! Ah! Ah!” and me being the dumbass that I am respond “stayin alive! Stayin alive!”

Immediately, she turns around with what can only be described as confused/annoyed/WTF dude all rolled into one. So there I am, with her hair in one hand and gripping her hip with the other and with what must’ve been a goofy apologetic grin on my face because she started laughing and said “you fucking idiot”.

And basically that was it because she couldn’t stop laughing. Even at breakfast, anytime we looked at one another, she just shook her head at me and chuckled.

Welp, better luck next time. And I’ll keep my dumb mouth shut.

TL;DR had morning sex with my partner after a while and ruined the vibe by singing “stayin’ alive”.

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