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TIFU by cumming on my girlfriends crocheting project

Throwaway account cause my friends browse my regular account.

A little background:

Part one: I drove up to my girlfriends house who lives out of state to celebrate her birthday today.

Part two: Something we both do before a visit is avoid pleasuring ourselves for the few days prior in order to maximize pleasure with each other.

Part three: My girlfriend has been getting really into crocheting recently and decided to make a very large version of the D.Va Tokki logo from Overwatch as a sort of wall mounted decor. She started by drawing the logo on a 4’ x 3’ sheet of paper and is using it as a template for the crocheting itself.

Now the fuck up… After a long night with her family celebrating her birthday (and teasing each other all the while) we got home and almost immediately got down to business. As we’re nearing the end she’s on her stomach with me on top and she tells me to finish on her back… let’s just say I underestimated the power off my sploodge. On her ass, her back, her hair, her face (somehow), and most importantly to the story; all over the paper template on the other end of the room. There are now massive wet stains covering a good portion of it (even after immediately wiping it down as best as I could)

Thankfully she burst into peels of laughter rather than tears. We both laughed about it for a while and she insisted that I share it here.

Tl;dr I shot cum half way across the room onto a paper rabbits face while having sex with my girlfriend.

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